the picture on my other newspoast was grossing me out, which is not easy to do
so im putting a new one
Formerly known as StaticSkull. Ligma borthole.
Age 23, Female
Weiner Licker
Cumb Community College
taking a watery shit
Joined on 1/11/18
Posted by DrunkGecko - August 27th, 2022
the picture on my other newspoast was grossing me out, which is not easy to do
so im putting a new one
Posted by DrunkGecko - August 20th, 2022
Sign this petition to ban @Mist
Mist is a newgrounds user who has contributed nothing of worth to the site. And for years, continues to harass users especially of the LGBT community.
https://drunkgecko.newgrounds.com/news/post/1170824
https://drunkgecko.newgrounds.com/news/post/1176910
We have asked the mods to get rid of him for years. But a few don't agree
So it's time to make a petition to show them how many people agree on this
EDIT: Oh look. Someone got salty because they don't like more than one person deciding things.
Posted by DrunkGecko - August 1st, 2022
remember fastbootsza? the guy whos been making new accounts to harass me for 3 fucking years and making up shit about how covid ruined his life? he came back, i spoke up, and i got banned. why am i banned for defending myself against someone who is harassing me for this long? every single ban i recieve from @malachy has been bullshit. and im honestly sick of it
maybe if you would just permaban this motherfucker who contributes nothing to the site, we wouldnt have this issue
edit: wow big surprise, this behavior leaves a bad taste in peoples mouth
Posted by DrunkGecko - July 28th, 2022
I'm sick and tired of having no money, no food, and no fucking happiness
I gotta work an 8 hour shift the next 2 days
Which is a good thing because my job never gives me shit for hours so it's about fucking time
Low and behold I'm gonna be tired all day because I had a 30 minute panic attack which made me sleepy as shit in the afternoon, guarantee the neighbors in my apartment could hear me crying which is fucking embarrassing, I don't have any money to buy caffeine, and I had to spend 10 minutes fixing a fucking fan because my room is too hot for me to sleep in, and now I'm writing this shit
I'm going fucking crazy
This panic attack, sleep during day, up all night cycle is fucking breaking me
Im sick of this shit I fucking hate my life I hate myself and I wish I was fucking dead
I've been hurting myself to distract from being hungry because I can't afford any fucking food
Posted by DrunkGecko - July 19th, 2022
my mom tells me I should open up more to my stepdad because he's definitely there for me and my real dad would be happy since he's not alive to be a father figure
I never had a positive father figure
I just had 2 adoptive parents who hated me
I don't feel comfortable opening up to my stepdad even tho I know he's a good person
It doesn't feel right
And a part of me feels like I don't deserve to because he has 3 kids of his own, one of which is living with us
I don't want him to think I'm trying to steal his dad or something
Mom says my stepdad cares about me
But I don't understand why
I don't understand why he should care about me when I'm not his son
I'm not his responsibility
He has nothing to gain from me
I don't understand why he would love me
There's no reason to
Posted by DrunkGecko - June 29th, 2022
because i said something about pirating nintendo games
which is "promoting illegal activity"
didnt realize @malachy was miyamoto
dude banned me 3 times in the past 2 weeks
wanna ban @belthagor for self promotion, or are you still planning on only enforcing rules on people you dont like?
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1504806#bbspost27397254_post_text
Posted by DrunkGecko - June 24th, 2022
No matter what I do, I will never be truly happy. Injustice and torment floods my brain every goddamn day. That man will never be raped after doing it to me. That other man will never be held upside down and beaten after doing it to me. That evil woman will never be beaten and taunted for 14 fucking years after doing it to me. Injustice. It's all I can think about. It's not fair. What the fuck did I do to deserve this shit? And no matter how much I want to just end my suffering, I know that they win if I kill myself. But they've already won. They've ruined my life and continue to enjoy there's. No matter what, I lose. And I hate this fucking feeling. I hate that I can't walk up to at least one of them this very second and scar them for life. I hate that no matter how many short periods of happiness I have, I'll still end up wanting to blow my brain out of my skull and make someone else scrape all my memories off the fucking wall. And no matter how long I spend writing rants like this, I never feel better after getting it out. But much like life, at least I can say I'm trying. And I will keep trying. But just because I'm trying doesn't make it any easier.
Posted by DrunkGecko - June 23rd, 2022
This is a milestone
Clap for me
Clap those phat ass booty cheeks
Make that fucking ass clap
Now swing your cock in a circle
Yeah slap my face with that big dick
You're so fucking perfect
But not as perfect as me
Because I have 100 newspoasts
Now lick my hot steamy fart cannon
Yeah suck dat femboy ass
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Uh oh baby made an oopsie