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DrunkGecko
Formerly known as StaticSkull. Ligma borthole.

Skarlet Octavia @DrunkGecko

Age 23, Female

fuck this life

kill yourself

you'll never be happy

Joined on 1/11/18

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Posted by DrunkGecko - January 16th, 2022


this album im making is gonna be the death of me



Haunt me, they will feel you

They will kill you, hold me

I thought you loved me

You hate me, you raped me


Four years old, ripe for sexual activity

Your mother doesn't know a goddamn thing

Oblivious, a broken leg, stop your whining

Listen to your grandfather, he loves you


Why did he throw the chair?

Mother, why did he throw the chair?

It's not my fault I don't remember

What I do when I'm blackout drunk


Justify your actions with drug abuse

You fucking raped your own grandchild and never got your punishment I fucking hate you I want to slit your throat

Why did pop pop throw the chair?

Mother, why did he throw the chair?


No love, no peace, not a moment's peace

There's no peace, never a moment's peace

This is the reality you live in, no peace

Pop pop's cute little innocent fucktoy gets no peace


I want you dead, I want you dead

No peace, not a moment's peace

There's no peace, never a moment's peace

You will never find a moment's peace


edit: also im banned from the bbs for a week so yeah


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Posted by DrunkGecko - January 10th, 2022


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Posted by DrunkGecko - January 1st, 2022


you ever be flapping your phallus around for pleasure and its been like 30 minutes and you still didnt cum


and even though you're getting bored, you dont wanna stop cuz you're scared of getting blue balls


so you keep workin on jerkin your gherkin in hopes of some squirtin


and now its been another 30 minutes and you're all sweaty as fuck


you're not even horny anymore because your hand hurts and your eyes burn from sweat dripping in them


so now your penile structure is getting more and more soft


and you're sweating even more from the fear of blue balls


the smell of your sweat is making you extremely flaccid


and eventually your stepdad gets home and has to use the bathroom


so you just give up and flush the toilet hoping he'll think you were just shitting


but when you walk out you're drenched in sweat and your hand's red and you're out of breath


and he just laughs in your face


... you know?


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Posted by DrunkGecko - December 18th, 2021


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get some help


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Posted by DrunkGecko - December 9th, 2021


i got banned for poasting scooby doo fart porn

... worth it

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Posted by DrunkGecko - November 21st, 2021


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Posted by DrunkGecko - November 15th, 2021


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what the fuck?

Edit: i literally sharted clear slime out of my ass at 11:50. I shit my fucking pants while standing. It didnt reach my underwear, because my ass is so thick that my asshole is about 4 miles behind my asscheeks. @JimmyBiscuit do u want to eat the leftovers

edit 2: i lost 1 and now i only have 599. my life is really hard now ;(


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Posted by DrunkGecko - October 23rd, 2021


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when i was a kid just to see if it would fit

it was the claw with the dust on it


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Posted by DrunkGecko - October 13th, 2021


I shouldn't have to be scared of saying that.


edit: @khankhendo and @fastbootsza aka @lunaticfringee now have been harassing me all day and now they started harassing my girlfriend

just a reminder that they're both at least 5 years older than me and this all started because i called out fastboots for making the same thread about covid for an entire year after he admitted he was lying for attention.

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edit 2: i've been off my medicine for too long and nobody wants to help me get it. im gonna just walk out of work and walk to the pharmacy if i have to, i swear to god im about to kill the first person i see.


edit 3: hes still going 5 days later

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Posted by DrunkGecko - October 12th, 2021


Sukwang in a mustang

Aint nuttin but a g thang

Penis poppin out a g strang


also look what i found


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